Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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