Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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