Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
don't judge my taste in strippers
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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