That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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