Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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