I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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