hows the party?
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be there in 10
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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