real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he was CRYING into my vagina
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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