...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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