At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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