Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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