I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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