Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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