We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
