last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Alive.
So much puke
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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