Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Did I show you my penis last night?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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