I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just threw up on my dentist
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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