I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize