"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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