Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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