Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
you never un-have a 4some
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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