well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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