Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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