she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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