doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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