My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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