McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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