i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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