Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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