To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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