i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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