we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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