things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
3pm strippers are depressing
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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