he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
as a side note pls kill me
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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