why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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