She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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