you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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