only if we run a train.
done.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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