You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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