I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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