So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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