You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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