all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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