I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow