I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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