i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
they're like a gay fantastic four
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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