This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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