This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
that is very illegal...i love you.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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