For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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