i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
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I need to stop coming to work sober
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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