he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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