I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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