I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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