Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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