P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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