she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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