Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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